Thursday, July 10, 2008

Be back w/ baby #2

I'll be out like sour kraut tommorow. At the hospital at 7 a.m. (earlier than I get to work, sheesh) with my wife to start the Level 2 Summon Baby spell. I believe it is a targeted effect, duration is about 18 years (not sure of the calculation in rounds), and it summons a 1d4 hp baby henchman that disobeys orders despite your CHA. (I won't get into the material components, although an expensive dinner is one of the reagants). This spell does incur a STR/DEX/ CON ability drain, as well as cost significant gold (275k or so). However, the XP gain is well worth it...because you are in essense rolling up a new character. Now, if only the wife would let you name it.

6 comments:

Amraphael said...

Congratulations, I hope everything went by the plans. I'm sure your wife will let you name the "new char" if it's a boy and if you suggest the valiant name "Amraphael" :)

Wyrin said...

hope you havethe requisite protetion wards in place for this summoning ;)

i'll read the wiki, but also send me a bif of info where you want some sidequests and I'll have a think

Jason said...

Thankfully there's no concentration check for possible failure! Very funny post. Best wishes with the birth.

JasonNH

E.C.Patterson said...

That's a full party you're putting together. Good thing about baby #2 also is that it can take some of the cheap inventory off of #1, lightening the load there. Hope you don't get too much of a Bard though, if you know what I mean ;)

Hilarious post. My very best wishes to you and your wife.

P.S.: Great to see Wyrin and you hooking up.

Jclef said...

Congratulations to you and your family, brohammer - Wicked funny post!

Raith Veldrin said...

Thanks guys, things went awesome. I have now fulfilled my contractual obligation to bringing two decent kids into the world. However, I have reset the 18 year clock on raising them to stay that way.

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